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Luck 8 Charm

IDR 15.000

Hawaian Necklace

IDR 35.000

Pretty Wood Necklace

IDR 25.000

Karyawan Ga Perlu Digaji

Satu pagi Syamsul memutuskan untuk menghadap ke Direktur Personalia, Pak Iskandar. Setelah saling mengucap salam, maka Syamsul segera dengan bersemangat menyampaikan maksud hati dan segala uneg-unegnya kepada Pak Joko untuk meminta kenaikan gaji.

Pak Iskandar setelah menatapnya beberapa saat kemudian tertawa, mempersilahkannya untuk duduk dan berkata, “Ha ha ha, dengar kawan, anda itu bahkan belum bekerja untuk perusahaan ini meski satu hari-pun..! Masa sekarang mau minta naik gaji?”
Tentu saja Syamsul sangat terkejut mendengar hal itu namun Iskandar segera meneruskan.
Iskandar : Coba katakan ada berapa hari dalam setahun?
Syamsul : 365 hari dan kadang-kadang 366 hari.
Iskandar : Betul, sekarang ada berapa jam dalam sehari?
Syamsul : 24 jam.
Iskandar : Berapa jam kamu bekerja dalam sehari?
Syamsul : Dari jam 08:00 s/d 16:00, artinya 8 jam sehari.
Iskandar : Jadi, berapa bagian dari harimu yang kamu pakai buat bekerja?
Syamsul : (mulai ngitung dalam hati……8/ 24 jam = 1/3)…. sepertiga !
Iskandar : Wah pinter kamu!, Sekarang berapakah 1/3 dari 366 hari?
Syamsul : 122 hari (1/3×366 = 122)
Iskandar : Apakah kamu bekerja pada hari Sabtu dan Minggu?
Syamsul : Tidak Pak!
Iskandar : Berapa jumlah hari Sabtu dan Minggu dalam setahun?
Syamsul : 52 Sabtu ditambah 52 Minggu, berarti totalnya 104 hari.
Iskandar : Nah, kalau kamu kurangkan 104 hari dari 122 hari tadi, berapa yang tersisa?
Syamsul : 18 hari.
Iskandar : Nah, saya sudah kasih kamu 12 hari cuti tiap tahun. Sekarang kurangkan 12 hari dari 18 hari yang tersisa, itu berapa hari yang tinggal?
Syamsul : 6 hari.
Iskandar : Di hari Natal dan Tahun Baru apakah kamu bekerja?
Syamsul : Tidak pak!
Iskandar : Jadi sekarang berapa hari yang tersisa?
Syamsul : 4 hari.
Iskandar : Di hari Idul Fitri dan Idul Adha apakah kamu bekerja?
Syamsul : Tidak pak!
Iskandar : Jadi sekarang berapa hari yang tersisa?
Syamsul : 2 hari.
Iskandar : Sekarang sisa tersebut kurangi dengan Libur Waisak, Imlek, Nyepi, 1 Muharram, Maulid Nabi, Isra’ Mikraj, Wafat Yesus, Kenaikan Isa Al Masih, Proklamasi,. . ……… dan seterusnya, berapa hari yang tersisa?
Syamsul : …???….. gak ada sisa pak. Malah minus .
Iskandar : Jadi sekarang anda mau menuntut apa?
Syamsul : Saya mengerti pak, sekarang saya sadar bahwa selama ini saya sudah makan gaji buta dan telah mencuri uang perusahaan dengan tidak bekerja sedikitpun. Saya minta maaf pak.
Iskandar : Ya udah, keluar sana !

Animal Babies.. So Cute!

Bayi Aye Aye

Bayi Echidna..ngapain yah dia? pingsan?

Bayi Mole…lucu pisan!!!

 
Bayi Badgern

Bayi Bat

Bayi Beaver

Bayi Joey

Bayi Macaque a.k.a Angga ^^

Bayi Marmoset

Bayi Platypus

Ini kesukaan gw!!! Lucu bangeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Bayi Hedgedog

Bayi Terbesar di dunia

Ni muka bayinya nyusu gan..

 

Beratnya ampir 9 kg gan.. buju buneng..

Lagi bobo

Ni dibandingin ama bayi laen

 

Ini perutnya gan 

KOPASSUS

world”s best elite forces

Discovery Channel Military edition 2008 broadcasted the world’s best elite forces. Elite forces from around the globe was measured by its performance and skill (not by the military technology), where military experts and analyst across the globe were invited to give their judgement. Here’s the Top 3 :

1. United Kingdom’s SAS

2. Israel’s MOSSAD

3. Indonesia’s KOPASSUS

You must be wondering why the US elite force was not included. It is because, according to the narrator, they rely heavily on military equipments, all-digitalized technology. A good special force should posses a perfect individual skill like defense, survival, camouflage, strategy, endurance, guerilla, trap-making, and others. The narrator also said that 1 Kopassus soldier is equal to 5 regular soldiers. Here’s some things for you :

1. Kopassus wins sniper championship using Indonesia’s made weapon.

2. Kopassus ranks #2 in conducting a strategical military operation, like intelligence, deployment and movement, infiltration, and attack. The #1 rank is DELTA force, USA

3. Countries in North Africa use 80% of their military trainer from Kopassus

4. Cambodian special forces has long been trained by Kopassus.

Show ur love with a tattoo, mau?

True Love Tattoos offers you a brand new way to really express your love for that special someone. Don’t ink your skin like everyone else, ink your heart. Or as they refer to it, your soul-canvas. So, do you really love your partner as much as you say?
Here’s your chance to prove it.

A true love Tattoo is a relatively safe procedure thanks to years of uncompromising research. The operation takes less than 3 hours from choice of tattoo until you have a polaroid proof in hand, however, they strongly sugest that you bring someone to escort you home after surgery.

The team is highly professional and fully educated, so far, they have performed over 500 successful operations without any major complications. They provide a wide range of styles from old school to Japanese. You choose the art, they put it on your heart.

Some questions and answers of this:
Q: Does the ink fade with time?
A: There are case studies indicating that falling out of love may have a slight fading effect on the ink, apart from that, this baby is for life.

Q: Can i still be a heart donor?
A: Yes, you can. However, be aware that research suggest that the new owner of your heart tend to get an unexplainable crush on the person whose name is tattooed on the heart.

Q: How will i prove to my loved one that i hounered him or her with a true love tattoo?

A: You will recieve one polaroid picture of your tattoo on place, and also a video recording of the whole procedure. By the way, this video comes with a great soundtrack from new amazing rock band “Vikunja”.

Q: Is it dangerous?
A: It’s not totally safe, but remember, it can be even more dangerous not to express true love.

Q: How long does it take?
A: It depends on the art work. big hearted patients tend to take longer.

Q: Is it dangerous if i have a high blood pressure?
A: On the contrary, it make the colours shine brighter.

Do not get a tattoo if you have a weak heart, are ink intollerant or if you’re not sure you’re really in love. avoid getting a tattoo if you have a newly broken heart. Let it heal for at least 3 months. Laser erase surgery is available but not recommended. They also supply a special divorce discount if you can prove your partner cheated on you. In some cases they recomend you to cover up your old tattoo with a new one, they are especially skilled in making football team crests. This satisfaction cost about 9 000$ to 12 000$ depending on difficulity of tattoo.

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OMG, Bayi berkaki dan bertangan 4

Bayi Berkaki 4 dan Bertangan 4 – Sekitar 5 menit setelah dilahirkan lewat operasi caesar, bayi perempuan pasangan Soni Armansyah Ginting (32) dan Farida Hanum (35), akhirnya meninggal dunia di RSUP H Adam Malik, kemarin (6/8) sore. Yang mengejutkan, bayi itu lahir dengan kondisi aneh dan tak sempurna. Memiliki 4 tangan dan 4 kaki, dua alat kelamin.

Menurut diagnosa dokter, bayi tersebut lahir kembar siam namun tidak sempurna. Tubuh bayi memiliki satu badan, empat kaki, empat tangan. Organ dalam tubuh bayi dalam keadaan sempurna. Ketika lahir berat bayi tersebut 3,9 kg dalam keadaan sehat dan stabil. Karena peralatan di Puskesmas Kampungmesjid tidak memadai, akhirnya bayi kembar siam tersebut, di rujuk Rumah Sakit Umum Pusat H Adam Malik Medan. (posmetro-medan.com)

I must go there!!! Sky Dining

Nyusuin Onyet? Astaga…

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